Wolfenstein 3D celebrates 20th Birthday
Wolfenstein 3D is being released as a free in-browser game by Bethesda Software to mark the 20th anniversary of the game’s release.
(via:gamefreaksnz)
HEY ZACH, GUTENTAUG
now why would you post pictures of inbred cats
what kind of an uncrustworthy person would do this
A loafsome person, that’s who.
Whoever did this? Their ass is toast.
i can’t think of a good bread pun.
How could you dough something like this?
I did not knead to see this. Someone call PITA, at yeast.
What a doughdious idea!
(via kaihugstrees)
Parenting - you are definitely doing it right :-)!
(via yourmomsgrandma)
TREE, YOU ARE DRUNK. YOU NEED TO LEAF
STEVE, THAT IS DISCRIMIATION. WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHERE TREE DOES AND DOES NOT BELONG? DON’T LISTEN TO HIM TREE. FOLLOW YOUR HEART, AND GO WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO. DON’T LET CLOSE-MINDED ASSHOLES BRING YOU DOWN.
WAIT. HOLD THE FUCK UP. WHY THE FUCK IS HIS SHIRT NOT GREEN STRIPED? STEVE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF.
STEVE WHERE IS YOUR NORMAL ATTIRE? YOU’RE DRUNK STEVE. YOU’RE SEEING FUCKING TREES IN YOUR HOUSE. YOU’RE LOSING IT STEVE; YOU’RE LOSING IT.
DON’T LISTEN TO THEM STEVE, YOU ARE A WONDERFUL UNIQUE HUMAN BEING WHO DOESN’T NEED A STRIPED SHIRT TO BE BEAUTIFUL. STEVE, YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY.
Look at Blue just standing there like a dumb ass, watching his family being torn apart and not saying shit. Steve is losing his fucking mind and Blue is just fucking STANDING THERE. Stupid bitch.
WHO THE FUCK LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN? THAT’S PROBABLY HOW THE TREE GOT IN HERE, C’MON STEVE.
MAYBE YOU DON’T BELONG THERE STEVE! STOP BREAKING INTO TREE’S HOUSES
WHO ARE YOU TO SAY ANYTHING BELONGS ANYWHERE? YOU’RE NOT GOD, STEVE. COME ON. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
Reblog is you are against Tree discrimination. It has gone too far and society has reached a point where children are taught that innocent, law abiding trees dont belong. This is sick, Steve, sick.
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO GET OF STEVE’S BACK. ALL OF THESE ILLEGAL ALIEN TREES COMING THROUGH THE BORDERS AND TAKING ALL OF THE WORK LEFT HIM WITHOUT A JOB. OBVIOUSLY HE CAN’T AFFORD HIS REGULAR GREEN-STRIPED SHIRTS. AND THEN THE FUCKING TREE JUST HAS TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, BREAKING INTO STEVE’S HOUSE AND MOCKING HIM WITH ITS GREENNESS. IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN? NO. NO, IT’S NOT EASY BEING STEVE.
(via strangeandilikeit)
My roommate asked me to tell him when it looked like he was holding up the bridge
(via ahoyimcarly)
i can’t help but lol. I’m not against gay love, but the follow-up to gay sex and marriage just can’t connect in my head. The love is not wrong, but the other actions are.
OH I GET IT NOW
I’m allowed to fall in love.
I’m just not allowed to get married, or have sex.
This gif isn’t even relevant, but it is, because it’s always relevant. Also, I don’t think you understand Stephen Colbert.
